itsbetterthananal:

the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

(Source: itsbetterthananal)

shotarokaneda:

princessrosalina:

this is my birthday gift to myself

WHAT’S EVEN GOING ON

solarsenpai:

teacherbach:

sociallychallengednerd:

why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man

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 babygirltattoos:

Sinni Suicide

babygirltattoos:

Sinni Suicide

 damnnlyssa:

everytime it gets close to October i start reblogging the fuck out of this

damnnlyssa:

everytime it gets close to October i start reblogging the fuck out of this

(Source: excuse-my-beauty)

 

(Source: northgang)

greed:

when someone you hate is having a bad day

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(Source: greed)

billiondollarbaby:

I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

(Source: billiondollarbaby)

keepongaming:

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

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(Source: thatblokematti)

 rememberedmeforcenturies:

IM SCREECHING
 akiraita:

natsudickneel:

this is the best out of context picture ever and you cannot convince me otherwise

akiraita:

natsudickneel:

this is the best out of context picture ever and you cannot convince me otherwise

hikari-the-human:

my avocado don’t

absolita:

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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when ur friend likes puns

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shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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